Ralph says "Time for a new profile pic!"
posted by PostHaste @ 10:04 AM
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- Name: PostHaste
- Location: DFW, Texas, United States
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6 Comments:
At 5:47 AM,
Anonymous said…
That air freshener looks familiar....like I might have given it to you in another life... :)
At 7:15 PM,
PostHaste said…
It's good to know that in at least two, if not all, of my lives I had that air freshener. He hung proudly from my rearview long after his mandarin-esque scent had faded. Alas, his string did break, and he has now retired to the comfort of my desk's supply carousel at work. He seems as blissful as ever...
Thanks for stopping by. Thanks for posting. And most importantly thanks for Ralphie.
At 6:59 PM,
Anonymous said…
that's a cute pic.
A Nony Mouse.
At 8:21 PM,
PostHaste said…
You are...
At 5:46 AM,
Anonymous said…
Well I could be wrong. Maybe you just showed that air freshener to me one day and I somehow subconsciously claimed ownership of giving it to you. Anyway, good to see Ralphie has a cameo on your site. Loving the blog too :)
At 3:23 PM,
PostHaste said…
I think you misunderstood me, Sissy. You might have given it to me in another life + you DID give it to me in this life = at least 2 lives that I might have had that air freshner in. It's simple alternate reality algebra.
Advanced alternate reality theory would suggest that alternate you's would have given alternate me's some type of alternate ralph wiggum air freshner on every plane of existence or "other lives".
For instance, in the alternate reality where dinosaurs never died and humans never exsisted, the dino-you would have given the dino-me an aromatic leaf to hang around my neck (for presumably I would be my own form of transportation and would need to smell my best). You would also have drawn a likeness of dino-Ralph on the leaf (yes, advanced Alt.Re. theory suggests that The Simpsons are in every reality and are shown twenty times a day. So are Friends and Seinfeld. Don't get me started on Alternate Reality Reality Television. Sheesh and Babaganoosh!)
So all that to say...yes it was you who gave me that air freshner. =)
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